So OK, we all watch gay porn every now and then (some more than others…). But if you watch too much porn, you start mixing real life with what you see in porn – and there are some… big differences.
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1. In gay porn, the pizza delivery guy is always a hot stud
2. … And he’s always willing to have sex with his hungry customers
3. In gay porn, every “straight guy” is one smile away from gay sex
4. In real life, when a tourist asks you something in the Czech language, he is NOT asking for a threesome
5. In gay porn, cops are ALWAYS hot, muscular studs waiting to have sex with men
6. In gay porn, clothes come off in lightning speed
7. In gay porn, no one ever needs lube. Just stick it in!
8. In gay porn, there are no gag reflexes – UNLESS that’s your fetish
9. In gay porn, men always cum on command, and never prematurely
10. In gay porn, all the men in the room are either hairy or smooth. Never the two shall mix
11. In real life, when someone stops a van next to you and asks you to come in, it DOESN’T end with sex
12. In gay porn, pubic hair never gets in your mouth
13. In real life, pool boys have a REAL job to do
14. In gay porn, locker rooms serve a single purpose
15. In gay porn, bottoms are always super-flexible yoga masters
16. In real life, gay sex is hard to come by. Oh, wait…
